With all the new electronics sold

Included should be a six-year-old

To help the needs of us old goats

Who cannot program a new remote.

Off/On and Volume we understand

The other buttons are no man’s land.

We find ourselves hardly able

To find all the stations on the cable

Not to mention a constant wish

To control the programs found on Dish.

To change from “channels” to DVD

Remains a senior’s mystery!

Can’t figure out delay, replay, record;

We’re doing well to plug in the cord!

And for sure we need a kid’s advice

On which remote goes to which device.

Don Aslett of McCammon is the founder of The Museum of Clean, 711 S. 2nd Ave., Pocatello, and still enjoys giving tours to all visitors. Check out the museum's website at www.museumofclean.com.